We have always been a very select group of hikers, with high standards and exacting criteria for membership. (Basically, two legs and a pair of boots and we’re willing to negotiate on the boots! And the legs!)
We often get approached by wanna-be hikers, wishing and hoping that they, too, could become like the Limestone Ladies. But we have never found any group that could meet our standards of bodily perfection, courage and fortitude.
I received word of a hiking group who just might be up to snuff. And they were interested in becoming associate Limestone Ladies! They submitted the required forms in triplicate and left a vast sum of unmarked bills in a beige satchel at an undisclosed location. They learned the secret handshake, the password and the inspirational song! All that was left was for them to prove that they were up to the task.
I am happy to say that the Bruce Biddies have completed a series of dangerous undertakings, risky ventures and vetting by an international panel of judges, and they are now officially associate Limestone ladies!
Below you will find photographic evidence of their worth:
We are delighted to welcome the Bruce Biddies into the fold. We look forward to hearing more of your exploits – keep us posted!